AutoCADder

You are desperately hesitating which architectural (AEC) software to pick. Countless sleepless nights. Sweating.
Finally comes your saviour with her infinite wisdom - Diana.

Diana is an electronic advisor who helps you choose between AutoCAD, Architectural Desktop and Autodesk Revit Building - after you answer a couple of well targeted questions. Diana talks to you over audio (I would appreciate her photo), you answer by picking or entering data on the web page. Try it.
(Diana is smart enough to recommend Revit in most cases)